How To Get The Best Hit From A Crack Pipe

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Jun 02, 2000 That's right, a tire gauge. You can get this at most gas stations. A brillo pad. Nothing better to do. Go ahead and pull everything off of the tire gauge, saving only the metal tube. This will become your crack pipe. If you aren't able to find a tire gauge for some reason, the little glass tubes that they sell fake. The pipe consists of a longer tube that feeds into a shorter tube connected at a right angle. At the bottom of the shorter tube is where the heroin goes in, and where you apply a lighter from underneath. A replaceable screen placed at the pipe’s junction prevents clogging. Overdoses were at the front of Jama’s mind when designing the pipe. Plus overheating the pipe repeatedly will cause ur pipe to crack (no pun intended) and break faster. The longer ur stem is the more surface area for resin to collect. If u want to make the most of each hit, hold it in as long as u can instead of burning the crap outta it. Crack After the High Effects. Crack highs are relatively short-lived and usually last up to 30 minutes at the very most. This means crack after effects set in fairly quickly and before they know it, the user is on a crack comedown. Crack withdrawal is caused by the body having to readjust to what was put into the system and has suddenly left it.

I like being high. I’m a higher functioning being I suppose. Do you like being high? Getting high has always been stuff stoners like. It’s one of the reasons we are the way we are, and after trying as many other drugs as we could get our hands on, one of these substances kept calling us back. One hails king, or queen, as the case may be. Cannabis, marijuana, ganja, chronic, weed, or whatever you call it, is the most mellow, easy on your body substance you can get.

Weed hangovers? Bring them on. I look forward to it. I would much rather wake up groggy and with a head start to getting stoned and having a good day than the alternative. Once humans figured out how to get high, it was only a matter of time before they figured out how to get really high. I’m here to help you figure out how to get super high. I’m talking to the moon Alice!

Why would we want to get high?

Are you trying to figure out how to get high naturally? We love life in the fast lane with an easy high. It’s just an easy high right? Getting high on weed is the new, old, American pastime. More than that, it’s the species pastime. Because life is one trial after another, and our brains yearn for change. A perspective shift, perhaps some chaos to break up the monotony of this sarcastically sad society we’ve all agreed on living in.

Or maybe it’s just that we have an endocannabinoid system and that system is responsible for all sorts of other systems working at optimal levels. Sometimes maybe we’re having a bad day and perhaps the bong rips or dabs aren’t quite cutting it. Perhaps it’s just time to take a tolerance break and reset the endocannabinoid system.

Perhaps, but perhaps we just need a little boost, or some sort of modulator or amplifier for the weed we’re smoking. More importantly, the stuff in the weed that’s actually getting us high. How do we get that stuff to get us even more high? Did you ever want to know how to intensify your high? Ever try searching for legal ways to get high or how to make your high last longer? Let’s take a look.

What’s the best way to smoke weed?

That all depends, are we talking best way to smoke weed, or are we talking about the most efficient way to smoke weed? Sometimes these can be two different things. Just like the age old discussion about what the best camera is, the best way to smoke weed is the way that’s available to you at the time. There’s definitely something to be said about having the right tools for the job, but with a job like getting high, there’s more than one way to skin a cat.

I think I might have a couple more cliche sayings to use for my quota, but for now, waste not, want not. Without messing with terpene trial and error, the best way I know how to get the most out of weed, is to load bite size pieces into a one hitter, or a small pipe of sorts. This will even work with a bong. But the idea is to take a decent hit, and then hold it in for about 8 to 10 seconds. The longer you hold in your hit, the more of the good shit is going to get where it needs to go, to do the things it needs to do. Of course we reach a point where we’re just wasting time, and in all the research I’ve done, it seems like 8 to 10 seconds is the sweet spot.

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Also remember that when chasing the marijuana high with stoned eyes on the prize, that the quality of the bud has a lot to do with how high you’ll get. As does your high tolerance. That means if the weed you’re smoking has some bad shit in it, and you’re holding it in for maximum absorption, you are also getting all that bad shit up in your guts.

Of course this will depend on what sort of bad shit we’re talking about, whether it’s pesticides or heavy metals or just a lot of fats and waxes and bud hardening nutrients, the longer you hold that weed hit or dab in, the more chance you have of contaminating your temple with poop. Nobody wants poop in their temple.

What’s the healthiest way to smoke weed?

Lots of people are all about health these days. There’s a ton of different ways to smoke weed. Who would have thought a bunch of pot smoking hippies would all of the sudden give a shit about what’s going into their body? I’m glad, I just never would have predicted that. It goes to show you how misleading stereotypes can be, especially when they are propagated to serve a corrupt government. That being said, if you want to know about the healthiest way to smoke weed, you must first understand what’s in the weed, and what you don’t want passing through into your body.

Out of all the ways people are getting high these days, and all the different ways to smoke weed, there’s a few methods that stand out more than others. A lot of people swear by activated charcoal or carbon along with water filtration system. Carbon, in the form of activated charcoal, is pretty damn good at removing unwanted tastes and smells. I’m fairly familiar with it’s use in water treatment, and oil refinement. In water for cleaning up taste and smell. In oil refinement it also cleans up taste and smell, and can also help to lighten up your material.

Sometimes people don’t always do the best job at extracting, or perhaps they don’t use the right hydrocarbons. Whatever the reason or excuse, if the material you’re smoking has a funky, not so fresh smell to it, a little inline activated charcoal filter and some water filtration will do wonders. This can also be a bit of a pain depending on the gear you have, so it might just be worth finding some better shit to smoke.

Getting high healthily

We should also state that using the word healthy in regards to smoking is kind of silly. Obviously the act of inhaling smoke, regardless of how healthy the molecules and compounds in the smoke may be, is never a “healthy” thing to do. If you want some quick easy rationalization for continuing to do so, that’s sort of my specialty. The air we breath and everything else we’re exposed to on the day to day isn’t clean. We have systems in place inside our bodies to deal with this, to a certain extent. But if I can get all the benefits of cannabis, and all I have to do is smoke some weed, well that seems worth it to me.

If you really want to be a weird health nut about it, then perhaps vaporization or eating edibles might be more your bag. But again, do you know exactly what was used to make that vape cart? Do you know how clean the extract that was used to make those edibles was? Of course not. So my advice to you on the whole thing is this. Don’t fucking worry about it, because in the end, it doesn’t really matter. That’s the whole key to living a stress free existence. Focus on the now, enjoy the journey, and don’t worry about shit, because who cares? I know, this cold world has left me a jaded nihilist.

For those of you looking for a more keep it simple stupid approach, the easiest way to smoke weed is probably out of a glass pipe, or perhaps a joint. Both ways to smoke weed involve tools, although if you know how to roll a joint, carrying around papers and possibly a grinder might be a bit less bulky than packing around a pipe. But it all depends. These days there’s a million different form factors for a handful of ways to get high. Find the one that works best for you and your situation. I’m marijuana smoking because I love smoking marijuana.

How to get higher!

Want to get even higher? First you need to figure out which terpenes are best suited to working with your endocannabinoid system. Want to know how to get higher than that? Once you have that information, you can start looking around at what oils and extracts are out there that contain that terpene profile, or one that’s similar. The only surefire way to know what works for any one individual, is to keep trying them. Experiment with them, mix them together, and keep going until you find something that suits you.

You can also eat fully decarboxylated THC products like distillate. The edible high is much different and for a lot of us, a lot more intense. I’m not a huge fan of eating the weed stuff, but that’s just my endocannabinoid system talking. Some of us were made to dab all day, and some of us were meant to eat weed brownies all day. Either way, start small and work your way up, the edible high, due to the liver metabolizing THC into 11-hydroxy-thc, is the culprit. It’s a bit more potent dose to dose, and it’s a different molecule, which brings with it a different set of properties and feelings.

Some people for example, like to supplement their diets with foods high in myrcene. This is because the terpene myrcene will potentiate or amplify the effects of the cannabinoids, more specifically, the good old Delta 9. There’s a couple ways to do this, but for the most part, people are getting their myrcene and other terpenes from the internet, or from Amazon. We’re even starting to see a line of terpene supplements directed at the health conscious stoner. Infused with terpenes that all create this synergistic Entourage effect you may or may not have heard about. The skeptic in me says it’s all bullshit, but the real world experience I’ve had with cannabis and terpenes says otherwise. Either way, getting high is stuff stoners like, and getting really, really, really high, is even moreso.

Why do bongs get you higher?

Looking how to get higher when smoking? Set that pipe down and pick up a bong. Simply put, bongs get you higher because you are forcing more cannabinoid and terpene saturated smoke into your body. Much more than a pipe or a joint. Do you really want to get high? Take a fat bong rip and try to hold that shit in for about 8 seconds. As you exhale you should start feeling it. This will of course depend on your weed high tolerance. This will take you through all the stages of being high, in the course of a couple hours. Just make sure you have a comfy place to sit. Otherwise you might be looking for an article to tell you how to get less high. Don’t be that person.

By Mat Lee

Do you grab a bong or a joint or reach for some dabs to get high AF? Have any tips on how to get high, really really high? Let us know in the comments section below.

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by Eric Dunbar

Crack cocaine is one of the fiercest and most destructive drugs ever concocted. Crack takes control of every fiber of your being and forces you to love it. Crack drives you to do things that you would otherwise not do, if you were not under its demonic influence.

There are numerous stories written about crack cocaine, its effects on the body, the family unit, and the community. But nothing could prepare me for what crack would do to me over the course of the next decade. Crack is a drug that can turn your life into a living nightmare and coerce you to love every moment of it. I am an experienced, certified old school ex-crack head, and this is my story.

What Is Crack?

Crack is the purest form of cocaine. It is obtained by a process known on the street by dealers and users as “cooking.” The standard recipe for cooking crack is a seven-to-one mixture of cocaine and baking soda, or seven grams of powered cocaine to one gram of baking soda. The mixture is dissolved in water, cooked at a steady but relatively low temperature and then slow cooled to produce a solid, semi-hard white stone known as crack.

During the cooking process baking soda causes the cocaine to bind together, forming an oily substance that floats to the top of the water. Whatever additives were used to increase the volume and street market value of the cocaine remains dissolved in the water as the pure cocaine is transposed into an oily substance that floats to the top of the water.

A skilled crack cook is like a skilled glass blower. He knows all the tricks and moves of the trade required to produce a quality product. Back when I started smoking crack, a crack rock could not be purchased on the street. If you wanted to smoke crack, you had to pay someone to cook it for you or learn to cook it yourself, so I learned how to cook crack, and I was one of the best.

How I Got Hooked

When analyzing the nature of an addiction, it would be so much easier to understand if you were to compare it to a human love affair. In the same way as you might meet the girl or the guy of your dreams and start a relationship, likewise, drug addicts enter into a relationship with the substance of their addiction. I got acquainted with crack through my association with people that were already in a relationship with the drug. I certainly never planned to be a crack addict. Simply put, I fell in love with something that didn’t love me.

As with any compatible relationship, one thing led to another. What had once been a casual acquaintance soon turned into a passionate courtship. When I first became involved with crack, I had no idea what I was getting into. Somehow I had been blindsided by something that I knew nothing about. That lack of knowledge is however, overruled by the passion of desire; thus my desire was to please the object of my courtship — my newly found love — crack cocaine.

Before I realized what was happening I had gone over the edge, past my own expectation and limitations. I had done the unthinkable. I was in a full-bloom relationship with crack and it felt good. I was at a point in the relationship where I couldn’t get out. I was in love.

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The Hype of the Crack Pipe

I spent the next ten years of my life as a loyal and committed partner to crack. Crack had become my companion, and it was a very jealous companion. Crack would not allow me to give my attention to anything other than it, and my crack pipe, of course. My family, my job, and my personal interest were jealously pushed to the background. The twenty-minute high was kept constantly before my eyes, and I lost all sense of good morals, dignity and self-control.

Filled with an overwhelming lust for the drug, I forever craved that next hit. Crack was in my thoughts 24/7. The hype of the pipe took my life to a new level — to a place that I was not familiar with. Under the influence of crack I did things that I would have never done. My family was beginning to lose all respect for me. My young children were bewildered by my new behavior. In my own silence I cried out for help, but no one came to my rescue because I never verbally asked for it.

My Life Changing First Step


After eleven years of my association with crack I began to seriously contemplate my future. My wife had insisted that I seek professional help. So for the sake of trying to save my marriage, I agreed to enroll in the Twelve Step Program of Narcotics Anonymous (NA). With the help of my younger brother I was accepted into the program, at which time I was committed to changing my life.

Once I had been accepted into the program I had no outside contact with the world outside the confines of the rehabilitation facility to which I had surrendered. At the facility, I gained twenty of the fifty pounds I lost while chasing that little white stone. I had accumulated a wealth of knowledge concerning drugs, addiction, withdrawal and nutrition. I left the program with high recommendations and I was reunited with my family, and together we rejoiced over my great accomplishment. At last, I was drug free!

One week after returning to my home I attended my first NA meeting. I got excited when my sponsor asked me to tell my story. But then he told me that I would have to introduce myself as a drug addict. I refused to say I was an addict because I was no longer addicted. I believed with all my heart that I had defeated crack cocaine. I couldn’t bring myself to say anything that would contradict my hard won victory, so I go up and walked out.

But my celebration of freedom was short lived. In less than 30 days I was back to using crack, more aggressively than before I threw in the towel. Six months later my world came crashing down. That little white stone and that fragile glass pipe had ruined my life. I eventually lost everything that was dear to me – everything! With my family now gone I was alone and frightened. I didn’t know what to do, but I knew I had to do something. But what could I do? Where could I go? Who could help me escape this awful prison camp?

Divine Intervention

Everything was happening so fast. In less than two months I had gone full circle. Six weeks ago I was a crack head. Four weeks later I was graduating in the top 1 percent of my rehab class, only to find myself once again strung out on crack cocaine.

I was desperate; I knew if I didn’t do something, crack would kill me. I needed a life changing miracle — a bible moment. I needed a rain down on me from heaven, take up your bed and walk kind of miracle. So I began to pray relentlessly, with more intensity than I had ever prayed before. What I am about to tell you sounds incredible, but it is the actual account of how God delivered me from a twelve-year crack cocaine addiction.

It was a regular Saturday morning — meaning I had been high on crack since Thursday night. I had spent my last penny on crack cocaine and I still wanted more. Depression and boredom was beginning to take control of my mind, so at about 10 a.m. I decided to go to the cemetery to visit my brother’s grave. I often visited his grave when I got depressed. Talking to him seemed to do something for me. While I was there I began to pray for God to intervene in my situation. I cried out to God like never before. I was certain that didn’t want to smoke crack cocaine any more.

I had become overwhelmed by my addiction and I felt as if God had abandoned me. I became enraged with anger against God. Tears rolled down my face as I cursed at God. “If You really loved me,” I said, “you would free me from this terrible addiction. Don’t send no f—— bible toting Christian to me with no ‘Jesus loves you message’. If you don’t help me this drug will surely kill me!”

I was talking so loud, I attracted the attention of other visitors in the cemetery. I could see them in the distance, looking at me. I was sure they had heard me cursing at God. I felt so ashamed, but at the same time I didn’t care. I threw my hands up in disgust. I said to God, “What’s the use, You don’t care about me!” When I walked through the gate of the cemetery I heard a calm, quiet voice say to me, “I heard you.” I heard it audibly, as though someone was standing right next to me.

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A few nights after this incident, I was sitting in the lone chair in the living room of my house when I saw a figure standing in the center of the room. He laughed uncontrollably at me, as though someone would laugh at a real funny joke. As I watched this thing laughing at me I heard a voice say, “This is the crack demon. Do with him what you wish.” It was the same voice that I had heard speak to me in the cemetery, but this time I heard it speak from within. At first I thought I was hallucinating, so I just sat there gazing at this strange looking creature. Suddenly I knew that the voice that I had heard was the voice of God.

I had a 100 pound Rottweiler at the time. He saw the demon too. When I stood up, my dog stood up. The hair on his back stood on end and he began to growl. I slowly walked toward the creature that I saw, and so did my dog. The creature seemed to be afraid the moment he realized that I could see him. Immediately his laughter ceased. The dog charged and he backed right through the wall. I could hear this thing say on the other side of the wall, “I’ll be back sucker,” as he started to laugh once again.

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The next day I realized that I no longer had the insatiable urge to smoke crack. I have not smoked crack cocaine since that day in 1993.

Addiction is a very serious and life threatening situation. But faith is as real as addiction, and your faith in God can make the difference in whether or not you obtain the freedom that you so badly want. When you have exhausted all of your efforts to be free of your addiction, you might want to try God. “All things are possible if you believe” (Mark 9:23) if you “Have faith in God…” (Mark 11:22).

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